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kaat ta hai re kambakht machhar hai jo bada bura hai woh kambakht kambakht machhar hai jo bada bura hai woh jab aata hain gungunata hain phir dheere se baith ke woh kambakht joron...

madari jab damroo bajaye toh bandar kya karta hain nachta hain biwi jab ungli hilati hai toh husband kya karta hain nachta hain girlfriend bigade boyfriend manaaye aankhon ke ishaare breakdance dikhaye sher jaise...

somwar ko sita mangalwar ko mita budh ko babita guruwar ko geeta som mangal sita mita budh guru babita geeta shukr shani shweta sita raviwaar ko roma rita lafde roj karo lafde roj mat...

main kuchh nahi karta hoon mere saath sab ho jata hain log mujhse kehte hai ke tu kya karta hain aap hi bataaon ismein main kya kar sakta hoon aai aai ya susu susu...

ek din shaam ko main tha baitha timepaas karne tv dekha tv pe tab ek ladki aayi jhatak ke usne kamar hilaai hirni ki jaisi kamar ko dekh ke maine toh apani akal gawai...

il chahata hai – 3 sar phod jo daalu jo de bijli ka bil dil chahata hai muh todd daalu jo de telephone bil har mahine woh ghar pe aate kadka hamko karke jaate...

de de de ek thappad de zor se zor se de de de ek thappad de bina soche bas ek de de bheja maari gar koi karne de maaron aaisa woh toh darne lage...

thodaa ruk jaayegi to teraa kyaa jaayegaa nain bhar ke dekh lenge chain aa jaayegaa o kaamini, o kaamini thoda ruk jaayegi  dhilaa dhilaa kurtaa hai pajaamaa tang tang hai apani adaa hai teri,...

sone deti hai na raat koi baat karo ho suhaagan ye mulaakaat koi baat karo tuu javaan main bhi javaan pyaas javaan dil javaan main jaluun ban ke patangaa tuu machal ban ke shamaa...

thukaraake mujhe jaanewaale ik thokar aur lagaataa jaa sinduur to maang se chhin liyaa ab phuulon ko thukaraataa jaa o jaanewaale jaanewaale tuune aramaanon ki duniyaa luut li muskuraane bhi na paai thi, tamannaa...